Thursday, November 8, 2012

As Goes Our Nation, So Goes My Duck Hunting

Let's face it:  this is a time of moral and economic uncertainty for our nation.  We've (and by "we" I mean the idiots living in urban population centers) have chosen to send the same Muslim card-carrying socialist back to the capital that weakened and indebted our country.  Urban America and the unions that fleece the rest of the country have made their decisions and those are the bane of my existence, but there's an up side . . .

Now, let me preface the following thought with my moral convictions:  I don't support the legalization of pot in my home state, nor do I endorse the use of chemical substances as coping mechanisms.  However, what I do endorse is the rebellion of states against the tyranny of our present federal system.  At least 4 states passed laws last Tuesday which run in direct defiance of federal laws.  Regardless of the merits of those laws, I'm romantically in love with the though that those states are standing up and sticking it to the man.  Fact is, for decades our federal government has brushed the mandates of our 10th Amendment under the rug and acted as if it has the authority to draw whatever lines it chooses.  What I'm hoping is that this is a trend which will continue to a place of logical absurdity.  In summary, it is entirely possible that the election of this retard may fuel a fire that actually prompts the nation to take the stand that Thomas Jefferson so passionately hoped we would.  That would be the epitomy of the silver lining in a very dark cloud. 

I know what you're thinking:  "so what does any of that have to do with the Trigger Happy Hunting Club?"  I'm glad you asked!  The point is, that our country is at a decidely unforseen and unpredictible crossroads, and the events that will transpire in the short-term future will ensure that the end result could be either very good, or very bad.  It's certainly uncertain at this point.

As always, my predictions for the 2012-2013 duck season are much the same.  We've got birds, and lots of 'em.  The Memphis Blind is a nullity at this point, because the early water prompted the mass influx of birds to feed through what was left of our soybean crop in less than a week.  The place has simply been ripped to shreads.  Were it not for the fact that I'm shooting 'em out twice a day, the fate of the Lost 20 would be no different.  And then there is Chuck's.  Ahhh . . . the beloved promised land.  She's brimming with gadwalls, wigeon, pin's, teal, shovelers, and mallards.  Not much water, and the creek is bone dry.

Now, I haven't the first drop of water on Amy's, Baser, GW's, Ray's, the Shop, etc.  Where there's water, there are ducks.  Where there is no water, it's a wasteland.  Hold on . . . I'm getting to a point.

The point is, if I can get water to the blind on Chuck's, the sun shines, and the weather conditions stay EXACTLY as they are now, it could be awesome.  If we get storms, if we get big rains, if it gets extremely cold, or if it is cloudy for the opener, all could be lost.  Like our political climate, the duck climate is volitile and speculative.  Certainly uncertain.

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Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Stress . . .

I'm stressed.  It's true. 

Let me preface the situation with a little history to make my point:

In 1997, I was licensed to practice law in the State of Arkansas.  After a two-year gig in Little Rock, I moved back to God's country and opened the law firm with my namesake.  That was in 1999.

In 2001, upon receiving the news that Papa was short a hired-hand on the farm, I opted to scale-back the law practice and work on the farm for a while, which was a raging good time until 2005, when the banker told me that it'd be a good idea for me to go back to the practice of law -- which I did.  However, prompted by a telephone call from one of my father's landlords, I opted to rent a small block of land and hire the farm work done while renting equipment, which worked out extremely well.  So well, as a matter of fact, that the territory I was farming more than doubled over the next few years.  Things were, well, going well.

On April 1, 2012, my hired-hand bolted.  While it wasn't a huge surprise (it's what flighty people do), I was somewhat disappointed.  Let's face it:  my employee was someone I had counted on and someone who had given me his word over hand-shakes only a month earlier that he'd be there through the farming season. After carefully considering the situation, Papa & I decided that it was something we could pull off.  So there we were:  me and my 70 year-old father and 1,000 acres. 

While quite the struggle, I've managed to pull off a full-time law practice and a full-time farming gig for the last 8 months.  I said I'd do it, and I have.  Unfortunately, it's come at a cost.  Working these hours will make an old man of you, and the returns simply aren't worth the investment.  Couple that with the fact that I absolutely abhor the practice of law, and the fact that my dissatisfaction with the profession is directly proportional to our level of financial success at the office, and its a recipe for a meltdown. The better we do at the office, the more I hate it.  I can't explain why, other than to say that, as your success rate goes up in this business, the expected volume and corresponding pressure increase exponentially in relation thereto.   

Sooooo, to make it fit on a page, at the the Mrs. & I had determined several months ago that, for better or for worse, as of the end of 2012, the law office would cease to do business, regardless of my career path thereafter.  Having done so, we were left with the decision regarding whether to farm or not to farm.  Ultimately, we chose to farm.  Yea me!

Okay, so that decision having been made, we jumped into the most frustrating harvest of our lives.  The weather didn't cooperate, I broke everything I touched, and things generally came unravled.  What should have been a short undertaking wound up taking right up until last Thursday, which meant I was in a rush to prep for the upcoming duck slaughter. 

I immediately went to work.  Stopping up levees, rolling stubble, etc.  The weather made it difficult, equipment failures made it even harder.  Add to that a general lack of available water, and now you're up to speed. 

We're presently holding ducks in three locations in phenomenal numbers.  The problem is that I don't have the water or the acreage under it to hold the numbers of birds we have for the amount of time necessary to get us to the Nov. 17 opener.  The wells are shut down, the creek is pumped dry, and the ditches have been empty for weeks.  At this point, I'm praying for an inch of rain and running ducks out of the fields twice a day.  It'ss frustrating, and I'm stressed. 

Catching Up

So, I'm behind.  Dove season was da bomb, as per the norm.  The weather was tragic and the shooting horrific, but I still managed to blast through waaaaay more boxes of shells than I should have and finally reduce my limit to possession.  Rain and 30 m.p.h. winds, but you just can't complain about blasting through cases of shells with family and friends.

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Monday, January 30, 2012

And That's It!!!!!

Well, its over. I'd like to say that I was regretful, but the truth is, I'm tired and ready to change up the schedule for a while. Don't get me wrong, I'll be missing it in a month, but as for now, it feels good to start washing clothes and putting up gear.

On Sunday, January 29, Grant, Olivia, Fred & I slipped back out to Chuck's pit to try our hand. We blew an opportunity for a good shoot on a group of teal that buzzed just outside the spread, but other than that, the opportunities were few and far between. We scratched out 2 before we left at 8:00.

2 Birds
1 Gadwall
1 Shoveler

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In the afternoon, we were joined by Blake and pitched our blocks on the West treeline of the Lost 20. We had a number of extremely good looks at birds that wanted in our dek's, and although our shooting was horrific, the hunt was a success. We left just before hours went out with 3 birds.

3 Birds
1 Mallard
2 Shovelers

With the end of the season at hand, we couldn't resist the chance to do a little celebrating, so we cooked burgers and 1/2 hour-old duck at the shop and ate until we were sick. Excellent end to an excellent season, if you ask me.

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So here we are: 2011/2012 season has closed, and we've got nuthin' to complain about. This would be the first time in my life that we've hunted an entire season without getting skunked on a single hunt. We closed it out with 910 birds, which is a lead-pipe-cinch for 240 more than we've ever bagged in a year. Granted, the mallard count wasn't what we'd have liked for it to have been, and we worked our guts out for every bird, but you can't break records and call it a failure. We won.

The Breakdown:

Across the Farm: 910 Birds on 60 Hunts: 15 Birds Per Hunt.
Mallards: 141
Gadwall: 131
Wigeon: 006
Pintail: 018
GWT: 049
BWT: 001
Wood Duck: 001
Shoveler: 499
Red Head: 005
Speck: 028
Snow: 028
Wood Duck: 001
Buffie: 001
Merganser: 002
Coot: 001

Memphis Blind (Home Field): 480 Birds on 34 Hunts. 14 Birds Per Hunt.
Mallards: 68
Gadwall: 22
Wigeon: 02
Pintail: 10
Greenwing: 30
Shoveler: 313
Redhead: 05
Snow: 14
Speck: 12
Merganser: 02
Coot: 01

Chuck's West (Beans): 254 Birds on 15 Hunts. 17 Birds Per Hunt
Mallards: 21
Gadwall: 107
Wigeon: 01
Pintail: 02
GreenWing: 10
BlueWing: 01
Shoveler: 94
Snow: 07
Buffie: 01

Chuck's East (Rice): 43 Birds on 2 Hunts: 22 Birds Per Hunt
Mallards: 06
Gadwall: 01
Wigeon: 02
Shoveler: 30
Snow: 01
Speck: 03

Lost 20: 40 Birds on 3 Hunts: 13 Birds Per Hunt
Mallards: 12
Pintail: 02
GWT: 09
Shoveler: 05
Snow: 04
Speck: 08

Jones: 31 Birds on 1 Hunt
Mallards: 01
Shoveler: 26
Snow: 01
Speck: 03

Gaylon's: 23 Birds on 2 Hunts. 12 Birds Per Hunt
Mallard: 01
Shoveler: 22

Amy's: 12 Birds on 1 Hunt
Mallards: 06
Gadwall: 01
Pintail: 04
Speck: 01

Baser Northwest. 19 Birds on 2 Hunts. 10 Birds Per Hunt.
Mallards: 10
Gadwall: 01
Shoveler: 06
Snow: 01
Speck: 01

GW's. 8 Birds on 1 Hunt.
Mallards: 07
Woody: 01

Grinding To A Halt

Saturday, January 28, 2012, was a short one. Because I am now the coach of the City Stars Flame Throwers, an honor which I received on Thursday morning, I had to make short work of the a.m. hunt. A 9:00 a.m. game meant that I'd have to be in the truck by 8:00, at the latest. Howling north winds and crystal clear conditions meant that Memphis would be a certain possibility, so John, Blake, Franks, and Garrett headed out in that direction. To avoid interrupting their morning activities, I eased out in the treeline on Chuck's and hoped for the best. When It was all sad & done, the Memphis blind had scratched out 1 green wing and I'd popped 5 Gadwall & 1 Teal. After I left, Fred & Blake crossed over to Chuck's and bagged another Shoveler & 1 Snow.

9 Birds:
5 Gadwall
2 GWT
1 Shoveler
1 Snow.

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Friday, January 27, Papa, J-Hawk, John, Blake & I went for 'em on GW's. We knew from the get-go that the number of ducks holding in the field would be fairly slim, but it was our best option, so we set a levee blind and did our best. We left with 8 Birds.

8 Birds:
7 Mallards
1 Woody

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Thursday, January 26, 2012

Holding The Fort Down.

Back to Memphis. J-Hawk killed 5 on the north levee. I killed time in the blind.

5 Mallards.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

We Won't Be Breaking 1,000

Crap, at this pace, we're gonna do good to break 900. Fred, J-Hawk, Cannonball (singular), and I went back to Memphis this morning. Temps in the low 40's, NE Winds, and rain. Could've been worse, cause we came out with 7 birds.

7 Birds.
4 Mallards
2 Snows
1 Speck

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Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Slowly . . . but Surely

Today, January 24, 2012, Papa, Fred & I tried the East Chuck's in rice, and while we didn't GET'EM, we did alright. Skies were clear, temps were a crisp 29 degrees, and the winds were light & variable, for the first time in a long time. It was absolutely beautiful to finally see green heads working in the sunshine. We left with 13 birds.

13 Birds
6 Mallards
3 Specks
2 Wigeon
1 Gadwall
1 Snow Goose

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Monday, Jan 23, J-Hawk & I were joined by the Baker boys in the rice field on the West side of Baser. We set up a blind in the right spot, but fought 25 mph winds from the wrong direction and intermittent sun. We left with 10.

10 Birds
7 Mallards
2 Shovelers
1 Snow

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Sunday, Jan 22, we tripped into Memphis for another go-round. To our credit, Johnny & I were graced with Olivia's presence. We had to leave by 8:30, and the birds just weren't there. We left with 5 birds.

That afternoon, Blake, J-Hawk, Fred & I returned to the farm to hunt the West rice field on Baser. 9 Birds.

Home: 5 Birds
3 Snows
1 GWT
1 Gadwall

Baser: 9 Birds
4 Shovelers
3 Mallards
1 Gadwall
1 Speck

Saturday, January 21, Franks, Garrett, J-Hawk, Blake & I hit Memphis. Not great, but decent enough. 20 Birds.

20 Birds
9 Mallards
5 Shovelers
3 GWT
2 Pins
1 Snow.

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Thursday, January 19, 2012

Slower . . . Much Slower

Memphis. Flea-bag, J-Hawk, Gipper, Cannonball. Upper-20's, lower-30's, South winds, partly cloudy. Crapfest. 5 birds.

5 Birds
3 Specks
1 Snow
1 Shoveler

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Wednesday, January 18, 2012

YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Finally, a day with light winds and sun when the birds actually sorta wanted to work. Taylor Baker, Flea-bag, J-hawk, Fred & Gipper on Chuck's beaner. Limits of eater's.

30 Birds
16 Mallards
9 Gadwall
3 GWT
1 Wigeon
1 Pintail

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PM . . . Amy's

Tuesday, January 17, 2012, J-Hawk, Fred & I tried a p.m. shoot over semi-dry conditions on Amy's. It was tough. 35 mph north winds combined with mid-40's temps made for a bone-chiller. Lots of working birds, but had to have 'em inside 15 yards to get 'em in the wind. We left with 12.

12 Birds
6 Mallards
4 Pins
1 Speck
1 Gaddie

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Tuesday, January 17, 2012

For The Record . . .

Memphis Blind:
437 Birds on 28 Hunts: 15.6 BPD
Mallards: 50
Gadwall: 21
Wigeon: 02
Pintail: 08
Greenwing: 25
Shoveler: 307
Redhead: 05
SnowGoose: 08
Speck: 08
Merganser: 02
Coot: 01

Charles West:
214 Birds on 12 Hunts: 17.8 BPD
Mallards: 15
Gadwall: 92
Wigeon: 01
Pintail: 01
Greenwing: 06
Bluewing: 01
Shoveler: 92
Snow Goose: 05
Bufflehead: 01

Charles East:
30 Shovelers on 1 hunt.

Lost 20:
37 Birds on 2 hunts: 18.5 BPD
Mallards: 11
Pins: 02
Greenwing: 09
Shoveler: 03
Snow: 04
Speck: 08

Jones:
31 Birds on 1 Hunt
Mallards: 01
Shoveler: 26
Snow: 01
Speck: 03

Gaylon's:
23 Birds on 2 hunts:
Mallards: 01
Shovelers: 22

Monday, January 16, 2012

This Wind's About to Piss Me Off!

Taylor Baker, Fleabag, J-Hawk, Gipper, Cannonball. Memphis Blind. Clouds, 55-degree starting temps, and winds at 35-40 from the South. Extraordinarily tough shooting, but we came out with 20.

20 Birds
7 Shovelers
5 Gadwall
4 Mallards
3 Pins
1 Coot!

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Sunday, January 15, 2012

We're Still In The Game

Granted, it ain't hammerfest down here, but we're takin' out a fair number. Today it was John, Jordan, Blake, Grant, Olivia and I, and we managed to wack 25 of 'em in the Memphis Blind. Not too bad, considering the circumstances.

25 Birds
7 Mallards
13 Shovelers
02 pins
1 Gadwal
1 Snow
1 Speck
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Saturday, January 14, 2012

When God Smiles On Ya . . .

. . . Ya really can't screw it up. Blake, Fred, J-Hawk, Gipper, mystery guest. Back to Chucks. Smokin' ducks from the treeline on STIFF West winds. 30 birds.

30 Birds
11 Mallards
10 Gadwall
01 GWT
03 Shovelers
5 Snows

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Friday, January 13, 2012

Well . . . Sorta.

Friday, January 13. Chuck's, over ice that the birds kept thawed overnight. Temps hovering at 23-25 degrees. Papa, Blake, John, J-Hawk, Tasha, Squid, Dave, & the Gipper. It was tough, but we came out with 47 for the day.

6 Gadwall
1 Pintail
1 Wigeon
39 Shovelers

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And We're Back!

Cold weather! We took off January 10 & 11, yielding to fatigue and the rigors of hunting in mild, crappy weather. As of today, Jan. 12, we're back! Strong winds pushing 30 mph, temps in the lower 30's, p.m. hunt on the west side of the Lost 20. NICE! Left with 25.

11 Mallards
9 Green Wings
2 Pins
3 Shovelers

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Monday, January 9, 2012

Crappy, Crappier, Crappiest.

It hasn't gotten any better. Today, I took to the Memphis Blind with only Cannon to accompany me. It sucked.

3 Birds
2 Specks
1 Shoveler

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On Sunday, Jan. 8, Fred, Blake, Jordan & I gave it our best shot. Wasn't enough. We left with a grand total of 2 Snows, 3 Shovelers for the day.

5 Birds
2 Snows
3 Shovelers

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